We hijacked Santa and his ship for the night. The lecherous old coot promised not to turn us in if we fill the boat with sexy guys and gals in their cheesiest / tackiest holiday outfits. Santa wants sexy elves, obnoxious santas, those ugly holiday sweaters your grandmas and aunts wear, those tacky light up Christmas earrings, those horrible Christmas ties and socks that never leave your closet. Gayle and Scott will give $50 to one guy and one girl who most impress us with their obnoxious holiday attire. LIKE ALWAYS -- NO ENTRY ON THE BOAT IF YOU DON'T COME IN COSTUME.



First time on Santa's salacious booze cruise?? For shame. We will be on the Spirit of 76 on Lake Union and Lake Washington. We will have a cash beer($3)/wine($4.50) BAR, DJ AND DANCEFLOOR. The majority of the boat is inside and heated, but you can steal a kiss and cop a cheap feel on your favorite Santa or elf out on the decks under the stars.



We have three rules that we strictly enforce:

(1) everybody must take cabs

(2) everyone must bring someone of the opposite sex. Friend or lover - we don't care. We just want an even ratio.

(3) everybody must come in costume.



We begin boarding (and the bar opens!) at 850 pm. Santa's boat departs promptly at 915 pm. If you are not there on time, we will miss you! We will return around 12:30am.